Do you remember? Jason Pt.1

JASON: Let’s get high and listen to the “Doors”.

ME: What?

JASON: Let’s get high and listen to the “Doors”.

ME: Are you serious? You do realize I’m almost 30.

JASON: No, youre not, youre 28 and besides that who gives a shit?  My mom is almost 50 and she still smokes weed.

ME: Ok, when trying to make an arguement for it to be possible to be an accomplished human being while also being pot head your mom is not the best choice.

JASON: My mom is hot.

ME:  Jason, that is fucking creepy!

JASON: What? She is! You even said she was.

ME:  Jesus, I was 18 and she was wearing pleather in your grandparents living room!  

JASON: Well….whatever, she’s hot…In fact I think thats part of the reason Im gay. I knew I was never going to be able to date a woman as hot as my mom.

ME:You are a Freudian nightmare.

JASON: Do you remember that time I was living with my dealers and everytime you came over I would make you watch the J-LO South Park episode?

ME: I only came over once.  Holy shit, wasnt that the night I ate a hard bolied egg and a package of Extra Hot  Tabasco flavored Slim Jims?

JASON: hahaha, thats right!

ME: Dude, that shit is not funny, my lips were swollen for like a week.

JASON: That was the night you made me puke by  pushing me too high on that swing set. 

ME: Was I in college then?

JASON: Yeah, that was when you were dating that hot Cuban guy.

ME: Manny.

JASON Yeah, Manny… What happened to that guy?

ME: I dont know, he never called me after the third date when I still wouldnt put out.

JASON: What a Prick.

ME: No, he was actually really sweet, I bet he’s married with a few kids now.

JASON: I bet he’s divorced, Who cares? Do you remember that party I had your Senior year, when I crashed your moms car into the tree in my front yard?

ME: ummm yeah, what about it?

JASON: See, youre moms not hot, so thats why you are gay. You could easily find  a girl as hot as your mom to bang.

ME: I’m not gay and I’m going to bed.

JASON: You are as gay as I am, and sister thats pretty gay…G-A-Y!  Are you sure you dont wanna get high and listen to the ……..*******Door Slams*****